"Waiter! There's something in my..." is celebrating its 11th instalment this month. It's Jeanne's turn to host this time round and she has announced to strut her stuff and go topless! And if that weren't enough, she's asking you all to be her partner in crime and show off your creations in the department of topless tarts... that is, tarts without a crust or crumble. Submissions are due by the 26th of November!